After my exams in June last year I went out to this club and saw this boy who looked like Gael Garcia Bernal and I couldn’t stop staring at him.
His friends then proceeded to walk away and he stayed back, and we looked at each other for what seemed like more than the ~3 minutes it was.
Then he came and stood infront of me and I said: “Hi.”
And then he said: “I’m going to kiss you now.”
And I said: “Okay”.
It was great.
The end.